愚人节短信：愚人节英语短信(2)

10、My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
爱人啊，你简直让我窒息，
你在哪沾上的一身臭气？

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don’t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你温柔的拥抱，
但别把你脸上的面具摘掉。

I thought that I could love no other
–that is until I met your brother.
曾以为一生只爱你一个，
直到遇见你的二表哥。

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
我爱你的明眸，你的脸庞，你的微笑，
妈的，我真是说谎不打草稿！

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.
你的容颜依稀入梦境，
于是我在尖叫中惊醒。整人短信

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
善良、聪慧、多情而性感，
可惜这些你一条都不占。